Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Here's the thing, if you know me, and I mean truly know me, you know that I love to cuss, swear, be profane! I also love to smoke, but that's a different story for another time. When it comes to profanity some people believe that it is a sign of an ignorant person with a limited vocabulary aka as someone who lacks in intelligence. Well if you've ever carried on a long conversation with me or played me in scrabble you know "that ain't me bro!" See I perceive things completely different than most of the religious crowd I am usually surrounded with. Not that I have a problem with the pious "holier than thou" crowd or the fact that they are constantly judging others to feel good about themselves. The fact that the judge others to feel better about themselves actually makes me feel better about myself. I see profanity as a medium and my use of it as an art form. Its one thing to cuss every other word, it is completely different to interject an explicatives intermittently and effectively in a conversation, sentence of status update.
Here's how I see it: Cuss words are some of the most versatile words in the English language. Case in point, "I hate Fucking cats!" In this sentence I used the word "fucking" as an adjective to describe soulless little feline bastards and my utter disdain of the species. Once again the same sentence "I hate fucking cats!" In this sentence I've used the word "fucking" as a verb! Not that I've ever fucked a cat but if I had I'm sure I'd fucking hate it. I'm sure you're wondering whats up with the way I feel about cats? It's not that I really hate them it is more like I'm jealous that those lazy pieces of shit get to sleep 80% of their lives. Meanwhile, I have to do all kinds of irritating shit just to survive in society. While some animal hoarding bitch feed their little fat asses. They come and go at their leisure meanwhile I'm on the fucking grind. Goddamn fucking pieces of shit.
Anyway you get my point, right? Well if so, Good I'm glad. Well if not, Good I'm Glad. I mean Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Farts, Turds, and Twats! I'm a wordsmith and the English language is a tool for me to get my point across to all of the idiots that I have to come in contact with constantly. If this offends you, It was not my intention. Offending people usually is not my intention. However people routinely get offended by me. I guess my intentions don't really matter in this exercise. So most people would consider most things I say as offensive. Well, Fuck Me!, I'm offensive. And Fuck You! for Judging me. No, actually thank you for judging me. I take your general insecurity as an ego boost.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck I love it!