Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Social Networking: The New Big Brother?

You know? We used to be so scared that someone was going to monitor our phone calls and read our emails! Mhm? Well now with the invent and popularization of social networking sites, we broadcast that shit! Hell I know when a lot of people go to lunch, where they go and what they eat! ...But even worse I know when some people go to the bathroom and what sites they visit on the Internet and what they are watching on TV. Why? Because this information is volunteered!

Not that I really care its not like people are broadcasting their social security numbers but and however, Is it smart to let the interweb know our every thought and move? ...that's rhetorical meant for you to think about don't answer that shit! And the shitty thing is the government isn't using this information to profile terrorist or some shit: some asshole in a marketing firm at an ad agency is analyzing this data to strategize the best way to leverage this publicly held information to SELL US MORE SHIT!! ...or make us watch some bullshit reality show or visit some bullshit website. It's so blatant and disgusting.

In any case I think that there is a significant chunk of the population that this is unaware of the fact that is capitalism. Not that I strongly object or am going to boycott social networking. Hell no I'm a goddamn sheep! Plus I absolutely love the shit. I eat it up. I am actually captivated. I live to read what Tila Tequilla tweets or when this girl on facebook goes to lunch. I love filling my head with useless information. I can't say its useless I'm not gonna leverage it to sell you shit but and however, I am probably going to use it to manipulate you at some point. You know the Jedi mindtrick... that ol' chestnut. Because I'm an asshole like that.

Happy Posting on the interweb watch out for big brother or me!!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Bloggin is kind of like telepathy?

Recently, my eyes have been opened to the infinite potential of the Internet! I know what you're thinking: recently? That shits been around for years! Yea well I've been busy wasting my time working and stuff. So a lot of people have these blogs where the express their political views, or their innermost thoughts, or their opinions, or roll out their agenda. (i used their 4 times in the last sentence!) I know what you're thinking you should start one, so i did! I cant say that i particularly care about what everyone has to say, but that's just what the cool kids say! I DO CARE! I wanna know whats going on. I want everyone else is going on with me. So read this. You will know exactly what I'm thinking like telepathy. ...hence the clever ass title.

My blog will contain no substance it will probably be a bunch of random ass thoughts that will bore most people. I'm charismatic and captivating in person. My written communication skills probably could use some work. We'll see. I know my typing skills could use some work. I'm that kid who stole all the F keys during typing class and stole the trackballs out of all the mice to piss everyone off. MY BAD? so if you find typos MY BAD! if you find mis-spelled words MY BAD! but rest assured i slip some in on purpose sometimes. you know just for fun.

I know what you're thinking sounds like a bucket of bullshit! I cant disagree with you. It will be a complete bucket of bullshit.