This is not an April Fool's Joke!

Are you serious? to steal a famous John Black catch phrase! Is everyone going to preface their AF jokes with this is not an April Fools Joke? (...and to steal another one I'm not Gonna Lie. This is how I segway into a lie!)

So what have we learned? If someone tells you this is not an April Fools Joke it probably is. Don't be a gullable jack ass.

Why is it that on the first day of April I feel the need to get an alternate source verification on mundane news. Even second and third alternate source verification of random mundane news?

They say that in the 1500's when the Gregorian calendar took over for the Julian calendar. According to the Julian calendar New Years Day was April 1st. So the dumb asses who still celebrated New Years on April 1st were April Fools. So enough with the dumb ass historical reference bullshit. If you wanna read about it click http://www.snopes.com/holidays/aprilfools/origins.asp after you read the rest of my profanity laced rambling.

Here's my take on April Fools jokes: I think they are dumb as hell! Why do we need an arbitrary joke day? For I say Nay! We do not need a stupid joke day. But if it were up to me I would do away with April Fools Day. But and however just to preserve the spirit of a lack luster non-holiday whenever you feel like pulling a lame ass practical joke anytime throughout the year you just invoke that's an April fools joke. You know like Christmas in July or some shit!

So in the near future when I put my bare Testicle on something you own and email you a picture with the title April Fools Bitch! You know whats up!